May 2013
certainwordsuncertaintimes:
I can’t tell if Amanda Bynes is really in need of help, or if she is pulling off the most amazing and fully committed Amanda show skit of her life
It’s essentially some free therapy
Shoulda never stopped writing.
I started writing again today :3
buck-barnes:
i wish there was a non-assholeish way to say “our friendship has run it’s course, you make me uncomfortable with your feelings and a lot of shit you do pisses me off bye”
vinylmind:
obamasbigblackdick:
never make a blog called obamasbigblackdick because your shitty sister will tell your parents and your parents will sign you up for counselling twice a week
The person I reblogged this from reblogged this from someone with the URL masturbatingwithjesus I don’t think the advice has gotten through to many people
tsunamiwavesurfing:
i be thirst followin
no shame in my game
fuck outta my face with “no, i don’t want thirst followers. no don’t follow me”
ain’t nobody told you to look good, girl
dinahfknlance:
danhateseveryone:
seventhtable:
thewomanwhoconsults:
forgetyeahcomics:
Romeo and Juliet is not a love story it’s a cautionary tale about how everything would be better if you would just chill the fuck out
‘Everything would be better if you would just chill the fuck out’ - every play ever written by Shakespeare
“Yo, Hamlet. Chill the fuck out about your dad.”
“Yo...
